Sa dinami-dami ng ipapangalan sa aking blog bakit ito pa? simple lang, para maiba. May dahilan din kung bakit ito ang aking napili. Upang sa magbigay ng saya at curiosity sa mga tao kung ano ang mayroon dito. Ang Blog na ito ay may intensyon sa mga paksa na may kinalaman sa panlipunang issue, musika, komedya at sa edukasyon.
Sa totoo lang, iba ang pinoy gumawa ng pangalan. Yung iba pasimple lang. Minsan pasosyal. Pero tayong mga pinoy kasi likas na masayahin o palatawa. Minsan, kahit may malaking unos na nangyari ay todo ngiti pa tayo lalo na kung may kamera na nakatapat sa iyo habang nagrereport ang reporter tungkol sa malagim na sitwasyon ninyo. Nakakahanga diba. Ganyan ang "fighting spirit" ng pinoy.
Sa larangan lang din ng pagbubusiness ay numero uno tayong mga pinoy sa kalokohan ng pagpapangalan nito. Habang nagtataype ako ng aking blog ay nagsesearch na rin ako ng mga klasikong pangalan ng business ng pinoy. Una na sa listahan ang isang barber shop na may title: "BIGLANG GUAPO" napaisip tuloy ako, sa pangit kong ito baka ito na ang solusyon. Isa pa, sa isang kainan: "TANG INASAL", mura na, mapapamura ka sa sarap. TANGINASAL ANG SARAP". Ito namang isa, fusion ng isang dalawang sikat na fastfood chain: "MCDOLLIBEE", McMasarap. Ito naman, pasosyal ng konti pero may twist: "SUMMACUM LAUNDRY" taray, gagraduate with honors. Marami pang ibang mga pangalan sa larangan ng pagbubusiness.
Pinoy Business Names (http://kapisanan.wordpress.com/2008/08/15/top-50-funniest-pinoy-business-names/)
1. Parlor in San Juan is named “Cut & Face”.
2. Wholesaler of balut in Sto.Tomas, Batangas: “Starducks”.
3. Fast food eatery in Nueva Ecija: “Violybee”
4. Internet cafe opened among squatters named “Cafe Pindot”.
5. In Manila , there’s a laundry named, “Summa Cum Laundry”.
6. Petshop in Ortigas: “Pussies and Bitches”.
7. A pet shop in Kamuning: “Pakita Mo Pet Mo”.
8. Bakery: “Bread Pit”.
9. Bank in Alabang: “Alabank”.
10. Restaurant in Pampanga named, “Mekeni Rogers”.
11. Restaurant in Pasig : “Johnny’s Fried Chicken: The ‘Fried’ of Marikina “.
12. A boxing gym: “Blow Jab”.
13. A tombstone maker in Antipolo: “Lito Lapida”.
14. A copy center in Sikatuna Village called “Pakopya ni Edgar”.
15. A beerhouse in Cavite called, “Chickpoint” .
16. Laundromat in Sikatuna: ” Star Wash : Attack of the Clothes”.
17. Internet cafe in Taguig named, “n@kopi@”.
18. Name of a kambingan, “Sa Goat Kita”.
19. A salon somewhere, “Curl Up And Dye”.
20. A lugawan in Sta. Maria, Bulacan: “Gee Congee”.
21. A water refilling station in Dapitan named “Wa-Thirst”.
22. A store selling feeds for chickens: “Robocock”.
23. Shoe repair in Marikina : “Dr. Shoe-Bago”.
24. Shoe repair store along Commonwealth, “SHOEPERMAN: we will HEEL you,
save your SOLE, and even DYE for you”.
25. Petshop: “Petness First”
26. Flower shop: “Susan’s Roses”.
27. Taxicab: “Income Taxi”.
28. A 2nd hand watch store: “2nd Time Around”.
29. A squid stall in a wet market: “Pusit to the Limit”.
30. A gay lawyer’s extension office: ” Nota Republic “.
31. A ceiling installer: ” Kisame Street “.
32. A car repair shop: “Bangga ka ‘day?”
33. An aquatic pet store in Malolos: “Fish Be With You”.
34. A beauty salon: “Saudia Hairlines”.
35. A bakery: “Anak Ng Tinapay”.
36. A resto along Mayon road in Manila : “May Lisa Eatery”.
37. Laundry shop: “Wash Your Problem”.
38. This mobile massage business name isn’t funny, but
their slogan is: “Asian Mobile Massage Service: Massage only, God is
watching”.
39. Ice cream parlor: “Dila Lang Ang Katapat”.
40. Chicharon store: “Chicha Hut”.
41. Neighborhood pizza store: “Pizza Hot”.
42. A fishball cart near UST: “Eat My Balls”.
43. A barbershop in Cagayan de Oro: “Pinoy Big Barber”.
44. A Resto: “The Last Supper”.
45. A goto resto: “Goto Ko Pa!”
46. A gym in Malolos: ” Gaymann Fitness Center “.
47. A store selling fresh chicken, owned by woman named Dina: “Dina Fresh
Chicken”.
48. Salon: “Hair Dot Comb”.
49. Signage on a restaurant: “We are open 25 hrs. a day – no lunch/dinner breaks!”
50. A funeral parlor in Bacoor, Cavite :”Funeraria Happy”
Sa pagpapangalan rin sa ating mga anak ay mayroon ding kalokohan ang ginagawa: mayroong,
(mula sa isang blog na nakita ko, http://www.annalyn.net/2013/12/29/strange-names-pinoy-parents-give-their-kids/)
1. Four siblings named: Dore, Mifa, Sola & Tido
2. 12 siblings named: A,B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K & L (whew!)
3. Mcrhonald
4. Henceforth
5. Merry Christmas Aguinaldo
6. Valentine Day
7. Halloween Marie
8. Abcdef & Xyz
9. Chloe Chlorine
10. Knives Acid Rain
11. Ides of March
12. Computerlyn
13. Onion Ubaldo
14. Symphony
15. Crystal Gale
16. Nuclear Bomb
17. Missiles Somoza and a brother named Bullets
18. Peach Pink Orchids
19. Jan Eleven & May Seven
20. Noname, Nameless & Withname
21. Son of God
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